Lucy Liu for The Edit (May 2013)
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boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand
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Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Im crying. This is the best thing ever.
Best.
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excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right
TO BEAR ARMS
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this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
okay ready
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god
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“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”
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Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
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The World Celebrates Holi
Want to see more photos of Holi? Visit the hashtags #holi and #holi2013.
Today Hindus everywhere celebrated Holi, an annual festival of colors held at the end of winter. In temples, the faithful prayed as colored powder and jets of colored water were sprayed upon them. Thousands of white-clothed revelers in India, Bangladesh, Pakistan and Nepal took to the streets to throw bright powders and perfumes at each other, and many captured the celebrations on Instagram.
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